Tuesday, May 21, 2013

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  • lshaner
    Apr 26, 12:32 PM
    Whoever has been saying that any of the future Mobile Me + Cloud stuff would be free is probably just projecting wishful thinking anyway.

    Apple's Cloud is a natural extension of Mobile Me, but I don't have any fantasies that any of it will be free -- and as an Apple Stockholder, I would be upset if Apple was spending all that money "out of the goodness of their hearts" ... they need to continue to GROW and that means the costs should not only be recovered, but would hopefully be a source of at least a little margin.





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  • dethmaShine
    Apr 16, 07:00 AM
    Uh please.

    Google has done a helluva lot to Android since they bought it. Android is unrecognisable now to what it was in 05. They have simply bought a brand name to get their product popular.

    In other words, you are talking rubbish sir. Stop accusing people of trolling, when they are simply telling it how it is.

    That's simply not what I meant.

    And just so that you came to google developing android, they pretty much copied the entire iOS for what it did at that time and have been copying since.

    Not denying that they didn't do anything themselves; but Google's Android OS looked moistly like iOS in late 2009. Simply a bad ripoff.

    This comes from a Nexus S user; truth isn't that far off from reality.





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  • IJ Reilly
    Jul 12, 10:20 AM
    How about a two-column landscape layout? You'll need to set the margins, columns and the gutters properly, but after that, you should be good to go. (Then you can save it as a template for next time.)





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  • Mac'nCheese
    Apr 24, 10:33 AM
    Black-on-white crime, much more prevalent than the reverse, is one of those open secrets the media doesn't like to report on, usually since they're too busy accusing whites of racism.

    The media always reports on black on white crime, so much so, that they are often accused of over-reporting and fueling white people's fear of the big bad black man!





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  • Les Kern
    Apr 24, 11:04 AM
    Apple will eventually support every network, and with that lock up the cell market for a generation. Excellent plan: Start with ATT, prefect the phone, roll out perfected versions slowly, get their data center up offering some free cloud-based system, streamlining the app stores, thereby slowly but surely eating the market share of other vendors.
    Brilliant.
    Prediction: In 5 years only a few will have a fleeting memory of what Android was. Like the Palm Pilot.





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  • whooleytoo
    Jul 24, 03:37 PM
    The frustration I feel when going from a Mighty Mouse with ball to a mouse with a scroll wheel, is the same as when going from a mouse with a scroll wheel to one with none. What a pity it requires a lot of rubbing/wiping and/or disassembling to keep it working!





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  • appleguy123
    Apr 25, 10:59 PM
    Thanks! You are now my favorite God.
    Was I your favorite god beforehand?





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  • boodyup
    Apr 23, 06:16 PM
    I think AT&T is getting tired of dropped calls on it's frequency band...it wants to start dropping them on T-Mobile's as well.





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  • Mal
    Jul 26, 08:53 PM
    Mr Blah, your name seems to be appropriate. No one looks at a tower and says, "Hey, that looks like a really innovative computer." However, how many people think that (maybe not in those exact words, but the idea) about the iMac? I'd venture to guess a lot more than ever thought that about a Dell. That's why Apple's viewed as the leader in the computer industry even by a lot of people who don't have or even want Macs. If Apple sacrificed that for the sake of perceived benefit on the part of the same people that go for Dells because they're "tools", they're not going to gain anything. Apple survives and flourishes by being the technology leaders, not by copying overused designs like towers.

    jW





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  • NickZac
    Jan 31, 11:48 PM
    Two and a Half Men is an autobiography show about his life





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  • KnightWRX
    Apr 15, 08:56 PM
    It's paper and nothing more. Whenever some Mac weenie is like "we're REAL UNIX unlike Linux" I know I can safely just slap him. Certification means very little. Actual POSIX compliance—among other things—is what matters.

    Certification means executing a test suite successfully, which includes a full POSIX compliance module. So what you say matters is what OS X has. But you knew that right ?

    Getting the right to use the Unix trademark from The Open Group is far from a trivial matter that means very little. You'd have to know very little about what it means to be UNIX certified to post such a comment.





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  • jason2811
    Apr 24, 09:52 PM
    Apparently it has an A5 chip.

    http://www.9to5mac.com/63457/leaked-t-mobile-iphone-has-an-a5-chip-might-be-the-iphone-4s/





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  • enda1
    Jul 25, 11:49 AM
    Anyone considered how this (technically) will work? How will the iPod detect where your hands are?

    I seem to remember a rumour about apple developing a display which emebdded motion sensors or CCD's between the pixels in a screen. Could this be what they will use to see/sense what you are doing.

    As an aside, it would be cool if they could inplement this into all their screens. How cool for flicking between pics of a laptop of changing songs in itunes.. endless posibilities!





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  • Bentobilly
    Apr 28, 11:08 PM
    Seriously, why not an Imac with touch-screen right now? Will we need to wait for the next iMac update to see this technology implemented?

    Apple is surely working on it:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/7961480/Apple-files-iMac-touch-patent.html

    And, besides that, OS X Lion will be 100% focused on touch technology... and we�re not talking about an Ipad OS...

    Are you planning on nursing your iMac in your lap?:rolleyes:





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  • appleguy123
    Jun 6, 01:22 AM
    What was an 11 year old doing that required this app? I bet pressed download just for the thrill of it and when it started downloading he freaked out.





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  • BenRoethig
    Jul 21, 11:25 AM
    Finally Apple are back from those awful tanking sales G4 years, though will they ever break through that 5% glass ceiling?

    5-7% is possible. Don't ever expect Apple to get above 10 again though.





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  • dethmaShine
    Apr 26, 12:07 PM
    I wish everything were free. :rolleyes:

    On another note, if they need me to pay for streaming 'my own' content, then they can forget about it.

    If they are going to stream all kinds of content, unlimited number of times, then $7, $10 and I'm happy.

    But again, the basic service should be free.





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  • kalsta
    Apr 14, 05:05 PM
    Ok, I'll play along.

    It's a BEATLES branded iPAD (like the U2 Branded iPod from years ago).

    Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

    AH� Yes, suddenly all the pieces fit! :D





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  • PlaceofDis
    Oct 23, 09:28 AM
    I think it's best if Vista is avoided altogether. The best way to avoid problems with Microsoft is not to give them any money and not to load any of their software on your computer.

    At work here we just discovered that upgrading to Internet Exploder 7 causes two of our most important Internet based products to not work properly. They ever heard about backwards compatibility or testing at Microsoft? Just reinforces my reasoning for not sending Microsoft almost $300 to subject myself to their newest software fiasco. I think I'll do something more rewarding and pleasurable like jab a Bic pen into the palm of my hand.

    while it would be nice to live in a world where everything Microsoft made could easily be avoided, its certainly not the best solution at all for some people and their jobs/careers/etc. If you need compatibility with Windows, then you need it to get things done. XP will be fine for the vast majority of people right now, but eventually people are going to want to upgrade to Vista for a variety of reasons, and knowing that you'll have to re-boot to run vista for the lower-level versions is an issue. Microsoft isn't the best company, but we live in a world where their products are used by so many people that it can't be avoided.





    KnightWRX
    Apr 16, 04:15 PM
    Why would you need 64 bit for a MBA? To fly off those huge sample libraries that the processor would lock up over?
    64 bit is only for massive memory allocations and a MBA doesn't even have the CPU to pull it off... :rolleyes:

    Well, for starters, to prevent the damn year 2038 problem.

    Seriously though, there are a few benefits of running in 64 bit mode even on older processors. memory mapped files for bigger files that would otherwise use up more than the 32 bit address space are now possible and 64 bit registers can speed up a few types of programs, even those that don't deal with very large datasets.

    By your line of thinking, who needs 64 bit at all ? My 233 mhz UltraSparc II should have just been a 32bit processor. :rolleyes:

    The plain fact is the C2D is a capable x86-64 processor, there's no good reason to hold it back with a 32 bit kernel.





    Thunderhawks
    Apr 28, 12:35 PM
    Quick, somebody make up some rumors for the man. ;)

    Heard from an analyst who knows a reputable source that ios 5 will be released next Tuesday.

    The date makes sense since it coincides with the 3rd of the month, which is also a prime number.

    For now the ios has the code name: ios5 as insiders confirm.

    Apple is close lipped as usual, but we hear 3 engineers who were asked: "What's new?" gave each other
    high 5's in public and were thus arrested for releasing company secrets.

    Verizon will have this ios too and it comes in white





    irbdavid
    Jul 21, 11:24 AM
    Afterall Apple does not want you to use Windows, it only wants you to believe you could run Windows if you had to, in order to ease switcher anxiety.

    Actually they want to sell you the hardware, right? Apple calls itself a hardware company that makes a bit of software on the side, rather than software company that makes hardware to sell with it, doesn't it?





    Zonz
    Dec 31, 01:05 AM
    Since when did a persons lifestyle choice become everyone else's business? Jesus, I didn't realize being fat was such an ethical decision... :rolleyes:

    And to actually bring in healthcare and politics into this? Seriously? Then you guys should:

    1) stop smoking cigarettes,
    2) stop eating fast food,
    3) stop sitting on your ass typing on mac rumors (maybe go for a run?)
    4) avoid ever single carcinogen on the planet, like say, the sun (UV radiation?)...
    5) stop driving cars, or doing anything that involves fast or dangerous movement, like say sports?
    6) be the perfect most healthy person ever...

    ...because it's my problem. I'm paying for it in my taxes. HOW COULD YOU BE SO SELFISH!?

    This is her choice. It effects her and her family, not you. I forgot how God declared that fat people go straight to hell, because being fat is so evil...





    Mal67
    May 3, 07:57 AM
    Mac Mini: Core2Duo

    :( :rolleyes:

    Maybe out later today :) Yeh right:confused: